ACT V - Scene I 小说：Comedy of Errors     作者：William Shakespeare A street before a prioryEnter SECOND MERCHANT and ANGELOANGELOI am sorry, sir, that I have hind'red you; But I protest he had the chain of me, Though most dishonestly he doth deny it.SECOND MERCHANTHow is the man esteem'd here in the city?ANGELOOf very reverend reputation, sir, Of credit infinite, highly belov'd, Second to none that lives here in the city; His word might bear my wealth at any time.SECOND MERCHANTSpeak softly; yonder, as I think, he walks.Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSEANGELO'Tis so; and that self chain about his neck Which he forswore most monstrously to have. Good sir, draw near to me, I'll speak to him. Signior Andpholus, I wonder much That you would put me to this shame and trouble; And, not without some scandal to yourself, With circumstance and oaths so to deny This chain, which now you wear so openly. Beside the charge, the shame, imprisonment, You have done wrong to this my honest friend; Who, but for staying on our controversy, Had hoisted sail and put to sea to-day. This chain you had of me; can you deny it?ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEI think I had; I never did deny it.SECOND MERCHANTYes, that you did, sir, and forswore it too.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEWho heard me to deny it or forswear it?SECOND MERCHANTThese ears of mine, thou know'st, did hear thee. Fie on thee, wretch! 'tis pity that thou liv'st To walk where any honest men resort.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEThou art a villain to impeach me thus; I'll prove mine honour and mine honesty Against thee presently, if thou dar'st stand.SECOND MERCHANTI dare, and do defy thee for a villain.[They draw]Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, the COURTEZAN, and OTHERSADRIANAHold, hurt him not, for God's sake! He is mad. Some get within him, take his sword away; Bind Dromio too, and bear them to my house.DROMIO OF SYRACUSERun, master, run; for God's sake take a house. This is some priory. In, or we are spoil'd.Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSE to the prioryEnter the LADY ABBESSABBESSBe quiet, people. Wherefore throng you hither?ADRIANATo fetch my poor distracted husband hence. Let us come in, that we may bind him fast, And bear him home for his recovery.ANGELOI knew he was not in his perfect wits.SECOND MERCHANTI am sorry now that I did draw on him.ABBESSHow long hath this possession held the man?ADRIANAThis week he hath been heavy, sour, sad, And much different from the man he was; But till this afternoon his passion Ne'er brake into extremity of rage.ABBESSHath he not lost much wealth by wreck of sea? Buried some dear friend? Hath not else his eye Stray'd his affection in unlawful love? A sin prevailing much in youthful men Who give their eyes the liberty of gazing. Which of these sorrows is he subject to?ADRIANATo none of these, except it be the last; Namely, some love that drew him oft from home.ABBESSYou should for that have reprehended him.ADRIANAWhy, so I did.ABBESSAy, but not rough enough.ADRIANAAs roughly as my modesty would let me.ABBESSHaply in private.ADRIANAAnd in assemblies too.ABBESSAy, but not enough.ADRIANAIt was the copy of our conference. In bed, he slept not for my urging it; At board, he fed not for my urging it; Alone, it was the subject of my theme; In company, I often glanced it; Still did I tell him it was vile and bad.ABBESSAnd thereof came it that the man was mad. The venom clamours of a jealous woman Poisons more deadly than a mad dog's tooth. It seems his sleeps were hind'red by thy railing, And thereof comes it that his head is light. Thou say'st his meat was sauc'd with thy upbraidings: Unquiet meals make ill digestions; Thereof the raging fire of fever bred; And what's a fever but a fit of madness? Thou say'st his sports were hind'red by thy brawls. Sweet recreation barr'd, what doth ensue But moody and dull melancholy, Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair, And at her heels a huge infectious troop Of pale distemperatures and foes to life? In food, in sport, and life-preserving rest, To be disturb'd would mad or man or beast. The consequence is, then, thy jealous fits Hath scar'd thy husband from the use of wits.LUCIANAShe never reprehended him but mildly, When he demean'd himself rough, rude, and wildly. Why bear you these rebukes, and answer not?ADRIANAShe did betray me to my own reproof. Good people, enter, and lay hold on him.ABBESSNo, not a creature enters in my house.ADRIANAThen let your servants bring my husband forth.ABBESSNeither; he took this place for sanctuary, And it shall privilege him from your hands Till I have brought him to his wits again, Or lose my labour in assaying it.ADRIANAI will attend my husband, be his nurse, Diet his sickness, for it is my office, And will have no attorney but myself; And therefore let me have him home with me.ABBESSBe patient; for I will not let him stir Till I have us'd the approved means I have, With wholesome syrups, drugs, and holy prayers, To make of him a formal man again. It is a branch and parcel of mine oath, A charitable duty of my order; Therefore depart, and leave him here with me.ADRIANAI will not hence and leave my husband here; And ill it doth beseem your holiness To separate the husband and the wife.ABBESSBe quiet, and depart; thou shalt not have him.ExitLUCIANAComplain unto the Duke of this indignity.ADRIANACome, go; I will fall prostrate at his feet, And never rise until my tears and prayers Have won his Grace to come in person hither And take perforce my husband from the Abbess.SECOND MERCHANTBy this, I think, the dial points at five; Anon, I'm sure, the Duke himself in person Comes this way to the melancholy vale, The place of death and sorry execution, Behind the ditches of the abbey here.ANGELOUpon what cause?SECOND MERCHANTTo see a reverend Syracusian merchant, Who put unluckily into this bay Against the laws and statutes of this town, Beheaded publicly for his offence.ANGELOSee where they come; we will behold his death.LUCIANAKneel to the Duke before he pass the abbey.Enter the DUKE, attended; AEGEON, bareheaded; with the HEADSMAN and other OFFICERSDUKEYet once again proclaim it publicly, If any friend will pay the sum for him, He shall not die; so much we tender him.ADRIANAJustice, most sacred Duke, against the Abbess!DUKEShe is a virtuous and a reverend lady; It cannot be that she hath done thee wrong.ADRIANAMay it please your Grace, Antipholus, my husband, Who I made lord of me and all I had At your important letters-this ill day A most outrageous fit of madness took him, That desp'rately he hurried through the street, With him his bondman all as mad as he, Doing displeasure to the citizens By rushing in their houses, bearing thence Rings, jewels, anything his rage did like. Once did I get him bound and sent him home, Whilst to take order for the wrongs I went, That here and there his fury had committed. Anon, I wot not by what strong escape, He broke from those that had the guard of him, And with his mad attendant and himself, Each one with ireful passion, with drawn swords, Met us again and, madly bent on us, Chas'd us away; till, raising of more aid, We came again to bind them. Then they fled Into this abbey, whither we pursu'd them; And here the Abbess shuts the gates on us, And will not suffer us to fetch him out, Nor send him forth that we may bear him hence. Therefore, most gracious Duke, with thy command Let him be brought forth and borne hence for help.DUKELong since thy husband serv'd me in my wars, And I to thee engag'd a prince's word, When thou didst make him master of thy bed, To do him all the grace and good I could. Go, some of you, knock at the abbey gate, And bid the Lady Abbess come to me, I will determine this before I stir.Enter a MESSENGERMESSENGERO mistress, mistress, shift and save yourself! My master and his man are both broke loose, Beaten the maids a-row and bound the doctor, Whose beard they have sing'd off with brands of fire; And ever, as it blaz'd, they threw on him Great pails of puddled mire to quench the hair. My master preaches patience to him, and the while His man with scissors nicks him like a fool; And sure, unless you send some present help, Between them they will kill the conjurer.ADRIANAPeace, fool! thy master and his man are here, And that is false thou dost report to us.MESSENGERMistress, upon my life, I tell you true; I have not breath'd almost since I did see it. He cries for you, and vows, if he can take you, To scorch your face, and to disfigure you.[Cry within]Hark, hark, I hear him, mistress; fly, be gone!DUKECome, stand by me; fear nothing. Guard with halberds.ADRIANAAy me, it is my husband! Witness you That he is borne about invisible. Even now we hous'd him in the abbey here, And now he's there, past thought of human reason.Enter ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS and DROMIO OFEPHESUSANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUSJustice, most gracious Duke; O, grant me justice! Even for the service that long since I did thee, When I bestrid thee in the wars, and took Deep scars to save thy life; even for the blood That then I lost for thee, now grant me justice.AEGEONUnless the fear of death doth make me dote, I see my son Antipholus, and Dromio.ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUSJustice, sweet Prince, against that woman there! She whom thou gav'st to me to be my wife, That hath abused and dishonoured me Even in the strength and height of injury. Beyond imagination is the wrong That she this day hath shameless thrown on me.DUKEDiscover how, and thou shalt find me just.ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUSThis day, great Duke, she shut the doors upon me, While she with harlots feasted in my house.DUKEA grievous fault. Say, woman, didst thou so?ADRIANANo, my good lord. Myself, he, and my sister, To-day did dine together. So befall my soul As this is false he burdens me withal!LUCIANANe'er may I look on day nor sleep on night But she tells to your Highness simple truth!ANGELOO pejur'd woman! They are both forsworn. In this the madman justly chargeth them.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSMy liege, I am advised what I say; Neither disturbed with the effect of wine, Nor heady-rash, provok'd with raging ire, Albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad. This woman lock'd me out this day from dinner; That goldsmith there, were he not pack'd with her, Could witness it, for he was with me then; Who parted with me to go fetch a chain, Promising to bring it to the Porpentine, Where Balthazar and I did dine together. Our dinner done, and he not coming thither, I went to seek him. In the street I met him, And in his company that gentleman. There did this perjur'd goldsmith swear me down That I this day of him receiv'd the chain, Which, God he knows, I saw not; for the which He did arrest me with an officer. I did obey, and sent my peasant home For certain ducats; he with none return'd. Then fairly I bespoke the officer To go in person with me to my house. By th' way we met my wife, her sister, and a rabble more Of vile confederates. Along with them They brought one Pinch, a hungry lean-fac'd villain, A mere anatomy, a mountebank, A threadbare juggler, and a fortune-teller, A needy, hollow-ey'd, sharp-looking wretch, A living dead man. This pernicious slave, Forsooth, took on him as a conjurer, And gazing in mine eyes, feeling my pulse, And with no face, as 'twere, outfacing me, Cries out I was possess'd. Then all together They fell upon me, bound me, bore me thence, And in a dark and dankish vault at home There left me and my man, both bound together; Till, gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder, I gain'd my freedom, and immediately Ran hither to your Grace; whom I beseech To give me ample satisfaction For these deep shames and great indignities.ANGELOMy lord, in truth, thus far I witness with him, That he din'd not at home, but was lock'd out.DUKEBut had he such a chain of thee, or no?ANGELOHe had, my lord, and when he ran in here, These people saw the chain about his neck.SECOND MERCHANTBesides, I will be sworn these ears of mine Heard you confess you had the chain of him, After you first forswore it on the mart; And thereupon I drew my sword on you, And then you fled into this abbey here, From whence, I think, you are come by miracle.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSI never came within these abbey walls, Nor ever didst thou draw thy sword on me; I never saw the chain, so help me Heaven! And this is false you burden me withal.DUKEWhy, what an intricate impeach is this! I think you all have drunk of Circe's cup. If here you hous'd him, here he would have been; If he were mad, he would not plead so coldly. You say he din'd at home: the goldsmith here Denies that saying. Sirrah, what say you?DROMIO OF EPHESUSSir, he din'd with her there, at the Porpentine.COURTEZANHe did; and from my finger snatch'd that ring.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS'Tis true, my liege; this ring I had of her.DUKESaw'st thou him enter at the abbey here?COURTEZANAs sure, my liege, as I do see your Grace.DUKEWhy, this is strange. Go call the Abbess hither. I think you are all mated or stark mad.Exit one to the ABBESSAEGEONMost mighty Duke, vouchsafe me speak a word: Haply I see a friend will save my life And pay the sum that may deliver me.DUKESpeak freely, Syracusian, what thou wilt.AEGEONIs not your name, sir, call'd Antipholus? And is not that your bondman Dromio?DROMIO OF EPHESUSWithin this hour I was his bondman, sir, But he, I thank him, gnaw'd in two my cords Now am I Dromio and his man unbound.AEGEONI am sure you both of you remember me.DROMIO OF EPHESUSOurselves we do remember, sir, by you; For lately we were bound as you are now. You are not Pinch's patient, are you, sir?AEGEONWhy look you strange on me? You know me well.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSI never saw you in my life till now.AEGEONO! grief hath chang'd me since you saw me last; And careful hours with time's deformed hand Have written strange defeatures in my face. But tell me yet, dost thou not know my voice?ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSNeither.AEGEONDromio, nor thou?DROMIO OF EPHESUSNo, trust me, sir, nor I.AEGEONI am sure thou dost.DROMIO OF EPHESUSAy, sir, but I am sure I do not; and whatsoever a man denies, you are now bound to believe him.AEGEONNot know my voice! O time's extremity, Hast thou so crack'd and splitted my poor tongue In seven short years that here my only son Knows not my feeble key of untun'd cares? Though now this grained face of mine be hid In sap-consuming winter's drizzled snow, And all the conduits of my blood froze up, Yet hath my night of life some memory, My wasting lamps some fading glimmer left, My dull deaf ears a little use to hear; All these old witnesses-I cannot err- Tell me thou art my son Antipholus.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSI never saw my father in my life.AEGEONBut seven years since, in Syracuse, boy, Thou know'st we parted; but perhaps, my son, Thou sham'st to acknowledge me in misery.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSThe Duke and all that know me in the city Can witness with me that it is not so: I ne'er saw Syracuse in my life.DUKEI tell thee, Syracusian, twenty years Have I been patron to Antipholus, During which time he ne'er saw Syracuse. I see thy age and dangers make thee dote.Re-enter the ABBESS, with ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and DROMIO OF SYRACUSEABBESSMost mighty Duke, behold a man much wrong'd.[All gather to see them]ADRIANAI see two husbands, or mine eyes deceive me.DUKEOne of these men is genius to the other; And so of these. Which is the natural man, And which the spirit? Who deciphers them?DROMIO OF SYRACUSEI, sir, am Dromio; command him away.DROMIO OF EPHESUSI, Sir, am Dromio; pray let me stay.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEAegeon, art thou not? or else his ghost.DROMIO OF SYRACUSEO, my old master! who hath bound him here?ABBESSWhoever bound him, I will loose his bonds, And gain a husband by his liberty. Speak, old Aegeon, if thou be'st the man That hadst a wife once call'd Aemilia, That bore thee at a burden two fair sons. O, if thou be'st the same Aegeon, speak, And speak unto the same Aemilia!AEGEONIf I dream not, thou art Aemilia. If thou art she, tell me where is that son That floated with thee on the fatal raft?ABBESSBy men of Epidamnum he and I And the twin Dromio, all were taken up; But by and by rude fishermen of Corinth By force took Dromio and my son from them, And me they left with those of Epidamnum. What then became of them I cannot tell; I to this fortune that you see me in.DUKEWhy, here begins his morning story right. These two Antipholus', these two so like, And these two Dromios, one in semblance- Besides her urging of her wreck at sea- These are the parents to these children, Which accidentally are met together. Antipholus, thou cam'st from Corinth first?ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSENo, sir, not I; I came from Syracuse.DUKEStay, stand apart; I know not which is which.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSI came from Corinth, my most gracious lord.DROMIO OF EPHESUSAnd I with him.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSBrought to this town by that most famous warrior, Duke Menaphon, your most renowned uncle.ADRIANAWhich of you two did dine with me to-day?ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEI, gentle mistress.ADRIANAAnd are not you my husband?ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSNo; I say nay to that.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEAnd so do I, yet did she call me so; And this fair gentlewoman, her sister here, Did call me brother. [To LUCIANA] What I told you then, I hope I shall have leisure to make good; If this be not a dream I see and hear.ANGELOThat is the chain, sir, which you had of me.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEI think it be, sir; I deny it not.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSAnd you, sir, for this chain arrested me.ANGELOI think I did, sir; I deny it not.ADRIANAI sent you money, sir, to be your bail, By Dromio; but I think he brought it not. DROMIO OF EPHESUS. No, none by me.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEThis purse of ducats I receiv'd from you, And Dromio my man did bring them me. I see we still did meet each other's man, And I was ta'en for him, and he for me, And thereupon these errors are arose.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSThese ducats pawn I for my father here.DUKEIt shall not need; thy father hath his life.COURTEZANSir, I must have that diamond from you.ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSThere, take it; and much thanks for my good cheer.ABBESSRenowned Duke, vouchsafe to take the pains To go with us into the abbey here, And hear at large discoursed all our fortunes; And all that are assembled in this place That by this sympathized one day's error Have suffer'd wrong, go keep us company, And we shall make full satisfaction. Thirty-three years have I but gone in travail Of you, my sons; and till this present hour My heavy burden ne'er delivered. The Duke, my husband, and my children both, And you the calendars of their nativity, Go to a gossips' feast, and go with me; After so long grief, such nativity!DUKEWith all my heart, I'll gossip at this feast.Exeunt all but ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE, ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS, DROMIO OF SYRACUSE, and DROMIO OF EPHESUSDROMIO OF SYRACUSEMaster, shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard?ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSDromio, what stuff of mine hast thou embark'd?DROMIO OF SYRACUSEYour goods that lay at host, sir, in the Centaur.ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSEHe speaks to me. I am your master, Dromio. Come, go with us; we'll look to that anon. Embrace thy brother there; rejoice with him.Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE and ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUSDROMIO OF SYRACUSEThere is a fat friend at your master's house, That kitchen'd me for you to-day at dinner; She now shall be my sister, not my wife.DROMIO OF EPHESUSMethinks you are my glass, and not my brother; I see by you I am a sweet-fac'd youth. Will you walk in to see their gossiping?DROMIO OF SYRACUSENot I, sir; you are my elder.DROMIO OF EPHESUSThat's a question; how shall we try it?DROMIO OF SYRACUSEWe'll draw cuts for the senior; till then, lead thou first.DROMIO OF EPHESUSNay, then, thus: We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.ExeuntTHE END Previous Chapter Next Chapter